The natives are restless around here. If you drive by my kitchen window you are liable to find me with my face & hands pressed against the glass begging to be released from my cage. 3+ weeks of togetherness has seen me pull hair out from the roots (and these were recently colored ones, too, [...]
Once upon a time last spring, the Anglophiles headed home to the metropolis known as H-town and my father shared information so disturbing I momentarily pondered using a spoon to scoop my eyes out of my ocular cavities and having Puppy pour hydrochloric acid in them. It was that disturbing. Wanna refresher? HERE. Go ahead. [...]
Normally I try to limit my TMI (haha) on here to once in a great moon, but when Trannyhead, Esq. said she wanted green bean stories, I was willing to take one for the team - because that is one hawt lawyer. And, she’ll tell you that herself. I even asked which green bean story [...]
I know I said I’m in writer’s block hell, but while threatening Tranny Head, Esq. on Plurk last night I mentioned an old anecdote from my sordid (hahaha) past, and she insisted it required a post - so I oblige. What? Hasn’t Holly been with Puppy since diapers you say? Yes, believe it or not, there was [...]
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It’s not a big secret I have a larger-than-average derriere. I may have clued in when I was called “Big Booty Ho(lly)” during middle school. It might’ve been when my students sang Sir Mixalot to me in class - oh, yes they did. Perhaps it was when my husband [...]
Here is a very detailed look at my stream-of-consciousness that I am writing at 2:37 am while my husband casually snores in our bedroom. I might even be writing this without paragraphs, because I’m not sure where this will go. I would imagine about 98% of the time I feel rich and blessed. I read posts [...]
I last left you with beavers upstairs in MIL’s house. We resume the tale downstairs in her mother’s room.
Here’s your background on Puppy’s maternal grandmother: She is a seriously old school Southern woman. She is very blue blood and really loves to claim her DAR membership with a flourish of “My family came over on [...]