Entries Tagged as 'Don't Mess with the Bitch'

Monday, March 9th, 2009

A New Bitch at my House

AKA Oops! I posted again! I’m thinking I might be able to handle posting once a week.  Maybe.  But, I’m not making any promises.  I swear I sound like I’m at a Shopaholics Anon meeting and am trying to convince my group that while I did in fact get the 25% off coupon at Coach [...]

Monday, February 2nd, 2009

A Little R-E-S-P-E-C-T

Howdy all.  I hope you are all having some tasty mimosas this fine, gorgeous Monday morning.
Last week I was at the mall playing at the play place with a couple of my friends.  While I was buckling Knute into his big boy carseat two women came walking out loudly talking about something or other.  The [...]

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

An Open Letter to Mr Cheese

Don’t forget to join me tomorrow (mid-morning) for Mimosa Monday.  Just a big glob of oj with a champagne chaser.
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Dear Mr Cheese:
Can I call you Charles?  Or do you prefer Chuck?  Whatever.  I am writing to voice a concern I have after my most recent visit to your establishment.
First and foremost, you know I am [...]

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Better Off Dead?

Do you ever feel like your life is a remake of a cult classic movie?  I believe I could change my name to Molly and John Hughes himself might show up at my door.  Of course, I always picture myself as the Duckie character - the one on the periphery.  Be that as it may, [...]

Friday, December 19th, 2008

HollyDay: or adding that extra candle

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Here they are - 31 questions you asked for my 31st birthday.  I didn’t get to answer everybody, but everyone that asked something is listed & linked somewhere.

1. Brit Different: What’s your favourite board game?
This [...]

Monday, December 1st, 2008

The Bigger The Better The Tighter the Sweater

Thanksgiving Day at Puppy’s parents’ house turned out to be rather unexciting, barring one teensy altercation.   Considering I have said all of about ten sentences to Puppy’s dad since he first took an instant loathing to me, I just had to share some great news with him.  Like the wonderful daughter-in-law I am, I made [...]

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

HOLY Hell-o: Same Song, 2nd Verse

Once upon a time last spring, the Anglophiles headed home to the metropolis known as H-town and my father shared information so disturbing I momentarily pondered using a spoon to scoop my eyes out of my ocular cavities and having Puppy pour hydrochloric acid in them.  It was that disturbing.  Wanna refresher?  HERE.  Go ahead.  [...]

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

Hip to be Square

This is the month where we are supposed to reflect on all the gifts we’ve been given.   And, I’m thankful - I really, really am, but if next Monday resembles two days ago in any way, shape, or form?  I’m demanding an Elizabeth Arden day.
So, what happened on Monday?  All hell broke loose.  I’m going [...]

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Where’s Shania Twain When You Need Her?

Last weekend I went out with a few friends for a birthday celebration.  As two of them have b-days 11 days apart, and we rarely get nights sans chillens, we opted to have a dual party involving a martini bar and steak.  Sounds divine, right?
Well, I must love my friends something fierce, because while chatting [...]

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Pick Your Friends…Stuck with Family

When SIL (if you remember: Pup’s the oldest of six - 5 boys and SIL), the Anglophile family black sheep, first found me on Facebook, I was stuck between a rock and a hard place.  She was just starting her account and for me to pretend I didn’t notice her friend request would certainly would’ve [...]