Entries Tagged as 'I'm such a freakazoid'

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

An Open Letter to Mr Cheese

Don’t forget to join me tomorrow (mid-morning) for Mimosa Monday.  Just a big glob of oj with a champagne chaser.
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Dear Mr Cheese:
Can I call you Charles?  Or do you prefer Chuck?  Whatever.  I am writing to voice a concern I have after my most recent visit to your establishment.
First and foremost, you know I am [...]

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Better Off Dead?

Do you ever feel like your life is a remake of a cult classic movie?  I believe I could change my name to Molly and John Hughes himself might show up at my door.  Of course, I always picture myself as the Duckie character - the one on the periphery.  Be that as it may, [...]

Sunday, January 4th, 2009

Echo Foxtrot Foxtrot India Tango! I’m posting!

The natives are restless around here.  If you drive by my kitchen window you are liable to find me with my face & hands pressed against the glass begging to be released from my cage.  3+ weeks of togetherness has seen me pull hair out from the roots (and these were recently colored ones, too, [...]

Friday, December 19th, 2008

HollyDay: or adding that extra candle

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Here they are - 31 questions you asked for my 31st birthday.  I didn’t get to answer everybody, but everyone that asked something is listed & linked somewhere.

1. Brit Different: What’s your favourite board game?
This [...]

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

HOLY Hell-o: Same Song, 2nd Verse

Once upon a time last spring, the Anglophiles headed home to the metropolis known as H-town and my father shared information so disturbing I momentarily pondered using a spoon to scoop my eyes out of my ocular cavities and having Puppy pour hydrochloric acid in them.  It was that disturbing.  Wanna refresher?  HERE.  Go ahead.  [...]

Monday, November 10th, 2008

Where’s Shania Twain When You Need Her?

Last weekend I went out with a few friends for a birthday celebration.  As two of them have b-days 11 days apart, and we rarely get nights sans chillens, we opted to have a dual party involving a martini bar and steak.  Sounds divine, right?
Well, I must love my friends something fierce, because while chatting [...]

Monday, November 3rd, 2008

From Sea to Shining Butt Crack

It is a well-known fact I’m in love with the mother of the Burgh Baby.  I’ve stated this at least umpteen different times, and considering that we have been engaged for almost all of 2008, I’m pretty sure you all know it.  My Silly Billy Burgh slays me at least once a day, oftentimes more [...]

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Parental Sexism?

This weekend, I’m home for my SIL’s baby shower.  Little Olivia* will be arriving in just a few short months, finally turning me into an aunt.  Of course, I’m nothing if not blissfully excited about this.  This is the second trip home this month, and Puppy actually offered to watch Knute for me. 
Uhhh.  The very idea [...]

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin’*the Bottle, Oh, Hell that Hurts!

I know I said I’m in writer’s block hell, but while threatening Tranny Head, Esq. on Plurk last night I mentioned an old anecdote from my sordid (hahaha) past, and she insisted it required a post - so I oblige.  What?  Hasn’t Holly been with Puppy since diapers you say?  Yes, believe it or not, there was [...]

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

I’ve Lost my Mojo

Hi!  Yes, I’ve unexpectedly taken a whole week off.  I never intended for that to happen, and I truly apologize, not to mention thanks to everybody who had emailed asking where the fark I’ve been.  I seem to have lost my mojo, and I’m talking major writer’s block sufferage ’round here.  A few things are [...]