Thanksgiving Day at Puppy’s parents’ house turned out to be rather unexciting, barring one teensy altercation.   Considering I have said all of about ten sentences to Puppy’s dad since he first took an instant loathing to me, I just had to share some great news with him.  Like the wonderful daughter-in-law I am, I made [...]

Once upon a time last spring, the Anglophiles headed home to the metropolis known as H-town and my father shared information so disturbing I momentarily pondered using a spoon to scoop my eyes out of my ocular cavities and having Puppy pour hydrochloric acid in them.  It was that disturbing.  Wanna refresher?  HERE.  Go ahead.  [...]

I last left you with beavers upstairs in MIL’s house.  We resume the tale downstairs in her mother’s room.  
Here’s your background on Puppy’s maternal grandmother: She is a seriously old school Southern woman.  She is very blue blood and really loves to claim her DAR membership with a flourish of “My family came over on [...]

The day I propose my fly swatter become a global traveler.

Come again? Is it just me, or has this woman been sniffing too much glue lately?
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