Monday, September 29th, 2008...8:10 am

The Incredible True Mis-adventures of Carl (take 2)

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I bet everybody’s been waiting with baited breath wondering about our dear little Carl, right?  Where o’ where is Carl SanDiego?  Let’s recap shall we?

  1. He was hanging out in the B’ham: bluemomma
  2. He was in HellA where he flunked out of rehab: fromtheplanetofjanet
  3. Then, HE got to go to BlogHer where he Schmoozed with ladies galore: VDog
  4. Then, he went & explored his roots in DC with my fav newly transplanted Brit: MarmiteandTea
  5. From DC, he took off to Chicago - but missed his Cubs game due to drinking too much: McCathy

He fled Chicagoland for the wilds of Kentucky.  And, being Carl, he bet a little too much on the horses and had too much Jack.  Or, at least that’s what he’d like you to believe.  He’s a liar.  In fact, he’s been recovering from a little surgery.  You know…a little nip tuck?  He’s had a little face lift.  That naughty boy.  Sassyhas been very good to our little man while his scaring heals.  And, because she’s such a badass, she has been feeding him KFC from the original joint where the Colonel himself did the frying.  Stay tuned to his new reveal.  I can’t wait to see him.  He’ll also be traveling to the home of a little fiancee of mine very soon - to be followed by jaunts around the globe.  Our boy is going to be well traveled come Christmas, lemme tell ya.

Now, with Carl off cavorting, the Anglophile household has been minus a fly swatter.  And, considering how Knute practically cried when he found out Carl went on vacay without him, not to mention Puppy glaring at me every time a fly meandered into the house, we realized we needed a replacement.  Meet Carlita. 

A fine sexy broad if ever there was one.  And, the little harlot lost her flyginity her first day here - killing a few fellas bright and early yesterday morning.  Trollop.

 

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Also, congratulations to Rachel at A Southern Fairytale for winning the latest contest to rename my niece.  Her choice, Olivia, received the most votes on the poll.

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