I’m a loud-mouthed Native Texan (from Houston y’all) dripping with sarcasm. I heart both college and professional football (the American kind).  And, I love all things Scotland/Britain (which is what an Anglophile is, by the way).  I could best be described as that crazy stay-at-home shopaholic mother who spends just less than hubby’s paychecks…keeping me unemployed one more month.   You can often find me perusing the net or the malls trying my best to keep the economy stimulated.  My 3 year old, Knute, is much smarter than I will ever be. I am also the wife of 9 years to a tunnel-visioned engineer, a rocket scientist,  affectionately called Puppy.  He sometimes forgets we’re here.  I have a strange addiction to Chuck E Cheese & stationery, and I drive like men think all women drive & am known as a rabid curb checker.   I also think most of life’s problems can be solved over a cup of hot tea (with milk!).